I'm Conflicted - Solved! Two Jeff Burtons, a Dodge and a Chevrolet.

[Otto Puzzell]

These two pictures show situations that are alike in some ways (multiple individuals, some form of transport, etc.). However, there is a conflict inherent in these two pictures. What is it?


Picture #1


Picture #2

[imprezaf]

Is it if you take the car in the second photo into the water, you're screwed since it can only make left turns?

[porridgehead]

One is Burton Landing on Pit Row and the other is Landon Rowing on err... Burp it?

That can't be right. Jeez. What the hell am I thinking?

Ok, regroup, let's think this through... burp.. pit... land... row... taylor... rubber... dodge... heston... ape... orange--u-tan?... crap...

Aw hell, everybody knows that Jeff Burton is a Chebbie man, never a Dodge.

[Otto Puzzell]

One is Burton Landing on Pit Row and the other is Landon Rowing on err... Burp it?

That can't be right. Jeez. What the hell am I thinking?

Ok, regroup, let's think this through... burp.. pit... land... row... taylor... rubber... dodge... heston... ape... orange--u-tan?... crap...

Aw hell, everybody knows that Jeff Burton is a Chebbie man, never a Dodge.

Bingo!

For those of you playing at home, Actor Jeff Burton (in the front of the raft) played "Dodge" in the movie "Planet of the Apes". The socond picture is of NASCAr racer Jeff Burton in a Chevrolet. 

Well done, porridgehead .  :D

[porridgehead]

Huh? What now? Answer? Right?

Well how about that? All this time I was thinking it was just another fulminant stream of oral diarrhea.

Ummm...

ewwwww....I just sickened myself.

Yuck.

Anywho, here's a wonderful link to a site that has a hysterical synopsis of the Planet of the Apes. It's tasteless, crass and terribly dismissive, but I laughed until I had a fulminant stream of... well, nevermind.

http://worldoflongmire.com/features/apes/planet1/planet.html