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Non-Automotive Topics => General Discussion => Topic started by: MG on May 27, 2010, 03:09:32 PM
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Hollywierd uber-star Jesse James says it was living with an overbearing and harsh father that led him to have sex 16 times a day with some of the world's most beautiful women, abuse alcohol and drugs and cheat on his superstar wife, Sandra Bollocks. And his sister backs him up. Dad used to SHOUT and little Jesse! :o With a brutal dictator like that heading the James family, its a wonder GWB didn't send in the Marines! ::)
One hardly knows whether to go listen to an endless loop of A Boy Named Sue or the chorus from Officer Krupke:
The trouble is he's lazy; the trouble is he drinks.
The trouble is he's crazy; the trouble is he stinks.
The trouble is he's growing; the trouble is he's grown.
Krupke, we've got troubles of our own...
Could it be that the real reason for his "True Confessions" moment is that his once staggering income has taken a gigantic hit lately?
Nah, that would be a cold hearted and cynical reaction. No Hollywood star would ever stoop so low, would they? :P
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I like the topic title. Even for that I should give you a point. I suppose it's not allowed because of the fact it is not a puzzle
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Thanks, DA! ;D
Next we will find out that Sandra Bollocks had an abusive childhood and that's why she fell for JJ in the first place. Amateur psychology is such fun. And usually just as likely to be correct as the real thing! :P