The "Must Post" Thread

[Ultra]

Simi Valley

[Rich]

Valley of the Dolls.

[Ultra]

Pills.

[Rich]

Well we're big rock singers
We've got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go

We sing about beauty
And we sing about truth
For ten-thousand dollars a show

We take all kinds of pills
That give us all kinds of thrills
But the thrill we've never known

Is the thrill that'll get ya
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

(Rolling Stone)
Gonna see my picture on the cover
(Stone)
Gonna buy five copies for my mother
(Stone)
Gonna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

Got a freaky ol' lady
Name o' "Cocaine Katy"
She embroidries on my jeans
Got my poor ol' grey-haired daddy
Drivin' my limousines

Got all the friends
That money can buy
But the thing I'll never own
Is the thrill that'll get ya
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone

[Ultra]

[Rich]

A Paul Reed Smith is going to be my next guitar....I'd pay extra for that blue one..........

[Ultra]

I prefer it's stand.

[Rich]

Kinda funny how she turned out to be the talented, "normal" one out of the crop of the Britneys/Jessicas/etc....

[Ultra]

Kinda funny how she turned out to be the talented, "normal" one out of the crop of the Britneys/Jessicas/etc....

Normal is such a flexible term.

[Rich]

I remember when Michael Jackson was the "normal" one and Prince was the weird one.....

[Tifosi]

Fersure, am I beige?


Dan

[Rich]

Fersure, am I beige?


Dan

Puce

[Ultra]

Prince rocks!!!

[Rich]

Sometimes, but most of the time....notsomuch.....

[Tifosi]

Hey, little red Corvette...


Dan

[Ultra]

Bambi, can't you understand
Bambi, it's better with a man

[Rich]

Bambi, can't you understand
Bambi, it's better with a man

Okay, please....just stop.

[Otto Puzzell]

Jason came in from Peoria
Wearing silk sunglasses
His girlfriend Gloria wore metal shoes
That emitted poison gases from the heels
One drink of that stuff and -Zam!-
The walls became floors
Became ceilings became doors
The singer just kept singing "Feelings"
That's right when I snapped
Needless to say, the party broke up
That flashing tie was a riot!
And what was that other remark that you made?
Oh yes, you're unemployed.
Me too. I know what you mean
Someone began to discuss paranoia
When lightning destroyed half the room
With one blast
The last of us killed off the wine
And went home
Needless to say, the party broke up

[porridgehead]

Feelings, nothing more than feelings
Trying to forget my feelings of love
Teardrops rolling down on my face
Trying to forget my feelings of love

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it
I wish I've never met you, girl
You'll never come again
Feeling, woo-o-o feeling
Woo-o-o, feel you again in my arms

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
And feelings like I'll never have you again in my heart

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it
I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
And feelings like I'll never have you again in my life

Feelings, woo-o-o feeling it,
woo-o-o, feeling again in my arms
Feelings

[Rich]

Gawd...it's not even eight a.m. here, and already I need a drink..............

[Ultra]

Pouring Scotch on the Rocks over here.......

[Rich]

Glenlivet, Glenfiddich, or, my ever favorite, Loch Dhu....................

[Ultra]

Dalwinnie, Glenmorangie and Chivas Regal 21 year old blend.

[porridgehead]

It's nice to see that I have the ability to drive strong people to drink. It affirms what my parents told me many a time over the years, although I never really believed them. I guess I should have. Now, if only I could use my powers for good...

[Ultra]

It's nice to see that I have the ability to drive strong people to drink. It affirms what my parents told me many a time over the years, although I never really believed them. I guess I should have. Now, if only I could use my powers for good...

I drank fore ever I knew of the likes of you