The "Must Post" Thread

[Tifosi]

So if you farted into that cone, wouldn't it just boomerang right back at you?

That could be a plus in this weather...shoveled my driveway 3 times today...then ate some heartyfarty bean soup...


Dan

[Ultra]

So if you farted into that cone, wouldn't it just boomerang right back at you?

That could be a plus in this weather...shoveled my driveway 3 times today...then ate some heartyfarty bean soup...


Dan

I love Bean soup.   

[Boxer2500]

If I were ever to get into competitive cycling, I think I'd load up on chili before the race. Not only would the rocket propulsion effect be beneficial, but I think it would help incapacitate anyone who was trying to draft behind me.

[Ultra]

If I were ever to get into competitive cycling, I think I'd load up on chili before the race. Not only would the rocket propulsion effect be beneficial, but I think it would help incapacitate anyone who was trying to draft behind me.

Nice post.   

[Tifosi]

If I were ever to get into competitive cycling, I think I'd load up on chili before the race. Not only would the rocket propulsion effect be beneficial, but I think it would help incapacitate anyone who was trying to draft behind me.

But if there were a protest, your victory would be clouded...


Dan

[Tifosi]

If I were ever to get into competitive cycling, I think I'd load up on chili before the race. Not only would the rocket propulsion effect be beneficial, but I think it would help incapacitate anyone who was trying to draft behind me.

Competetive cycling discovers Power To Pass...



Dan

[Ultra]

Pull my finger.

[Boxer2500]

How 'bout them beans?

[Ultra]

How 'bout them beans?

How many ways are there to spell bean?

[Tifosi]

How 'bout them beans?

How many ways are there to spell bean?
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Better yet, how many colors of bean are there?
red, black, navy, green, yellow, white...others?


Dan

[Otto Puzzell]

One day Chuang-tzu and a friend
were walking along a riverbank.

"How delightfully the fishes are
enjoying themselves in the water!"
Chuang-tzu exclaimed.

"You are not a fish," his friend said.
"How do you know whether or not
the fishes are enjoying themselves?"

"You are not me," Chuang-tzu said.
"How do you know that I do not know
that the fishes are enjoying themselves?"

[MG]

I think I'd load up on chili before the race

Can you imagine the devasting swath of destruction the Chinese Army could create if it were simply to feed its enormous army nothing but a diet of beans?  No one standing downwind would survive such an onslaught.   

These are things I ponder in idle moments.     

[Otto Puzzell]

"Watch it, Spleen, you're going to kill someone with that thing!"

~The Shoveller:

[Rich]

I have few furtive fumings to further this flatulent folly.

[Otto Puzzell]

fabulous!

[Rich]

Flatly!

[Arthur Dent]

you folks have been inhaling too many fumes

[Ultra]

How 'bout them beans?

How many ways are there to spell bean?

I am serious.   I live on Bean Creek road.  Everytime I tell someone that when I am ordering things or what have you, they say, "Can you spell it?"   I only know one way to spell bean and am flabbergasted each and everytime I am asked to spell it for someone.

[Boxer2500]

The dumbification of the American public continues.

[Rich]

That's Bullshit!  Everyone knows we're world leeders.

[Ultra]

 

That's Bullshit!  Everyone knows we're world leeders.

[Otto Puzzell]

I've been noticing that, too.

[Arthur Dent]

I'm amazed at how many people spell brakes as breaks in reference to a car.

[Ultra]

I'm amazed at how many people spell brakes as breaks in reference to a car.

Them's the brakes.

[Tifosi]

How 'bout them beans?

How many ways are there to spell bean?

I am serious.   I live on Bean Creek road.  Everytime I tell someone that when I am ordering things or what have you, they say, "Can you spell it?"   I only know one way to spell bean and am flabbergasted each and everytime I am asked to spell it for someone.

Well, I've seen B*E*A*N, B*E*I*N, B*E*A*N*E, B*E*E*N*E and B*E*E*N...hope this helps...



Dan