The "Must Post" Thread

[Arthur Dent]

A sentient dust bunny? Sounds like life to me!

[Boxer2500]

Just last week, I found Jesus hiding under my couch.

I really should look under there more often.

[Ultra]

I prefer sleeping on it over looking under it.

[Otto Puzzell]

Just last week, I found Jesus hiding under my couch.

I really should look under there more often.

If someday you have kids underfoot, the variety and quantity of things that suprize from beneath the couch will increase drastically.

[Rich]

....around the couch as well.....

[Ultra]

It puts an end to the "I like surprises" attitude of most people.

[Arthur Dent]

Just last week, I found Jesus hiding under my couch.

I really should look under there more often.

If someday you have kids underfoot, the variety and quantity of things that suprize from beneath the couch will increase drastically.

I love the Dennis Leary bits about his kids - particularly the one with the sandwitch and VCR

[Rich]

Richard Pryor, in one of his earlier stage performance videos, had a wonderful bit about his kids....IIRC, Cosby did a great job too....

[Ultra]

Cosby did a great job too....

What is it about two year-olds and the toilet bowl?

[GRAYWOLF]

Just last week, I found Jesus hiding under my couch.

Did you call INS?

[Tifosi]

I love my Life...in a big bowl with some milk...



Dan

[Rich]

Cosby did a great job too....

What is it about two year-olds and the toilet bowl?

There's probably more than one bit for both Pryor and Cosby, but the one I remember had to do w/ chocolate cake for breakfast.....I would probably remember the toilet bowl one as well upon hearing it....I used to be a big fan of comedy albums...wonder whatever happened to them?

[GRAYWOLF]

There's probably more than one bit for both Pryor and Cosby, but the one I remember had to do w/ chocolate cake for breakfast.....

That was a Cosby skit.

[Rich]

I also remember "200mph"...the Cosby riff on owning a Shelby....

[Ultra]

I also remember "200mph"...the Cosby riff on owning a Shelby....

Haven't heard that one.

[Rich]

As a little kid, it contained what I believed to be a masterful rendition of what owning a supersports car would be like.......Hmmmmph...I wanted a car that sounded like Bill Cosby standing too close to the mike.....

[Ultra]

As a little kid, it contained what I believed to be a masterful rendition of what owning a supersports car would be like.......Hmmmmph...I wanted a car that sounded like Bill Cosby standing too close to the mike.....

9th Street Bridge.

Fat Albert was the baddest Buck Buck breaker in the world and he loved to hear us call his name.....

Fat Albert weighed 2,000lbs.

[Tifosi]

Don't forget Old Weird Harold...he was 6 feet tall and weighed 50 pounds. Cosby did a skit involving push cars, and they had to steal the wheels...they had an odd number because OWH had a "Continental"...


Hey, Hey Hey...

Dan

[Rich]

I hated his TV show and I know lots of people don't like him, but I've always thought him a pretty funny guy and, FWIW, usually pretty clean.  He's one of few comedians I would let my boys catch these days....I wonder when "fuck" will cease to be funny?

[Arthur Dent]

probably never. Anything with poo in it is amazingly funny to my boys - the f-word is just the grown-up version

[Ultra]

Cosby is always clean.

[Tifosi]

Fart jokes are always fun...


Dan

[Rich]

They keep my boys giggling for hours......

[Boxer2500]

Fart jokes are always fun...


Dan

Not this again...

[Ultra]

Fart jokes are always fun...


Dan

Not this again...

Excuse me!