A short love story

[Carnut]

A SHORT LOVE STORY   
     
A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
 
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........."Ma'am,  I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold"
 
"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married"
 
"Wow!......................That's a great idea!" he  exclaimed..
 
"Good," she replied................"Get your own  f...ing blanket."

After a moment of silence,  ........................he farted.

THE END