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Non-Automotive Topics => Humor => Topic started by: Carnut on September 22, 2017, 03:18:04 PM

Title: Accident Report
Post by: Carnut on September 22, 2017, 03:18:04 PM
Husband's Message (by mobile phone):

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital.

They have been making tests and taking X-rays.
They told me that the blow to my head, though severe, probably will not have any serious or lasting consequences.
But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and a compound fracture in the left leg.  They may have to amputate the foot.

Wife's Response:  Who is Paula?