I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man, you look tired."
His buddy says, "Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about my age, sitting a couple of stools down had also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit!"