Blonde Jokes

[Ultra]

A blonde is taking a drive in the country. She sees another blonde in a boat in the middle of a large meadow, rowing away getting nowhere. The driver stopped her car and got out yelling at the blonde in the boat, "it's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

[Carnut]

10/10!

[Ultra]

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."

The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."

The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."

The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

[roger]

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow ?"

[pftnbr]

3 women escape from prison, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They run to a barn and all hide out in burlap sacks. The police come into the barn and decide to kick the sacks to see if that's where the escapees are hiding. They kick the bag with the brunette and she says,"meow" and the cops assume it's just a cat. They kick the bag with the redhead in it and she says,"woof woof" and they assume it's just a dog. The then kick the bag with the blonde in it and she says,"POTATOES!"