Delicate Corporate Matter

[Carnut]

All  of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company  were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, the  junior member, was left sitting outside.     
       
Finally  it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the  chairman and the ten other directors seated around  a table. 
     
He was invited to join them, which he did.     
       
As  soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to Bob looking him  squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked,

"Have you ever had  sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?"     
       
"Oh,  no sir, positively not!" Bob replied.     
     
"Are  you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.     
     
"Honest,  I've never been close enough to even touch her!"     
       
"You'd  swear to that?"       

"Yes,  I swear I've never had sex with Mrs. Foyt anytime,  anywhere."       
   
"Good,  then you fire her !!!"