The Miracle

[Carnut]

"You Will Walk Today"

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby black Memphis church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." 

I told him I was not paralyzed. 

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today."

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me. 

After the sermon I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my fucking car had been stolen....