How old guys pick up women

[Carnut]

I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....
But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.

I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.

As we lay there making love, I thought .......
"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!"

[nicanary]

You're sick, you know that!?  .

Reminds me of the Jimmy Carr joke about taking a girl home, and having hectic sex until she came round from the drugs.......