Men From Maine

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A local Boston radio station does a regular feature on its morning show called Men From Maine. Its a parody, of course, and its usually funny as hell!   

In today's episode, Zeke is consulting Pastor Cordawood about problems he is having in his marriage to Flossie.

Pastor, I think my wife is trying to kill me?

Why do you say that, Zeke?

Well, Pastor, every night after dinner I feel really sick and Flossie has taken to keeping a box of rat poison in the pie safe.

Hmmmmm....well, Zeke, I have known Flossie since she was born, ya know. If you want my advice, I'd say to take the rat poison.

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