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Irish Humor.
« on: November 04, 2006, 09:33:17 PM »
The only difference betweent the Irish and other cultures is they place drinking ahead of sex in the natural order of things. (I must be only PART Irish!   ;D)  Here's a little tale that my tickle your titillation tendencies:

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.


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Re: Irish Humor.
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2006, 09:39:04 PM »
My missus, 4'10" and 85lbs of nothin' but County Cork, got a wee bit'o giggle out of that one.....

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Re: Irish Humor.
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2006, 10:04:25 PM »
 :D

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Re: Irish Humor.
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2006, 10:10:23 PM »
May you get a wee bit of wiggle out of her wee bit of giggle!    ;D
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