Registration on the first day back at school in London....
Ahmed Al Sheriah ...................................."here"
Mustafa Al Sheriah ..................................."here"
Fatima El Bindiri ......................................"here"
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ................................."here"
Ali Sun Al En .........................................No answer
Ali Sun Al En?
Little girl at the back stands up and says ...................."It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's sake.."
Dear Mr. Carnut, I would strongly advise against any further anti-Islamic jests. They can be blown up out of all proportion!
Ahhhhhhhhh . . . . "Islamic" . . . . . "Blown Up" . . . . I see what you did there. Well played, sir.