Roll Call at London school

[Carnut]

Registration  on the first day back at school in London....
  Ahmed  Al Sheriah ...................................."here"
  Mustafa  Al Sheriah ..................................."here"
  Fatima  El Bindiri ......................................"here"
  Ali  Acmah Shabeeb ................................."here"
  Ali  Sun Al En .........................................No answer
  Ali Sun  Al En?
  Little  girl at the back stands up and says ...................."It's  pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's  sake.."

[FrontMan]

Dear Mr. Carnut, I would strongly advise against any further anti-Islamic jests.  They can be blown up out of all proportion!

[fyreline]

Ahhhhhhhhh . . . . "Islamic" . . . . . "Blown Up" . . . . I see what you did there. Well played, sir.