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Non-Automotive Topics => Humor => Topic started by: Carnut on February 24, 2014, 04:53:20 AM

Title: Texting
Post by: Carnut on February 24, 2014, 04:53:20 AM

A man received a text message from his neighbor:  "I wanted to express my deep sorrow, Sir, because I've been using your wife . . .  day-and-night . . .  when you are not at home. I've been feeling very guilty, and I can only hope you will accept my sincere apologies. I'm so ashamed!"
 
Extremely enraged, the man turns around and shoots his wife dead.
 
A few minutes after the dastardly deed, he received another message:  "Sorry, Sir, this predictive text... should read  'wi fi' - NOT 'wife'"...