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The Traffic Warden's funeral

Started by Carnut, December 12, 2016, 07:19:52 AM

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Carnut

December 12, 2016, 07:19:52 AM
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at the local Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams ......
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters...
"Too bloody late pal, I've already done the paperwork"
Interests in life:  Cars, cars, cars - oh and ..er..cars
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