The "Must Post" Thread

[Ultra]

I think I'm going to just head to the warehouse in Sweetgrass and come back. He's only open for all of two hours tommorw which makes any other plans hard.

Life is good when one has to open for business only 2 hours a day.

And the town is called Sweetgrass on the Canadian/U.S. border.

[Boxer2500]

I guess the name 'Skunkbud' was already taken.

[Ultra]

I guess the name 'Skunkbud' was already taken.

Sounds like another place I should visit.

[GRAYWOLF]

"Mambo John, Mambo John
It's sad he's gone on
When he beat his drum I'd believe
He was the prophet of the blessed leaf"

listen to it here.

[otis89]

The Cubs are off to a 4-2 start!

[Arthur Dent]

well I never did make it down to Montana due to wife complaining about the tiny wiff of snow on the ground 

[Otto Puzzell]

As this site has started to blossom, my friends, my wife and daughter peek into the sight occasionally - do you think you can keep keep this language in the 'risque' section?

Thanks!   

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing. Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

[Rich]

Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat....

[GRAYWOLF]

Now, I went out last Sunday with my little Mary-Ann
She said please stay still Monday, and grabbed me by my can
She laid a big one on me, suprised me with her tongue,
But her surprise was waitin' there, between my cheek and gum.

Chorus:
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor.
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile.
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild.

So I went to the movies with my little Peggy-Sue,
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do.
She didn't know that I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup,
She took a great big swoller' and threw her popcorn up! Oh!

Chorus:

The moral of this story is so very sad but true.
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll want to marry you.
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you want to snuff 'em out.

[Rich]

Sweet little Mary was just thirteen,
Walkin' down the street
She turn a good man mean.....

[Boxer2500]

Now, I went out last Sunday with my little Mary-Ann
She said please stay still Monday, and grabbed me by my can
She laid a big one on me, suprised me with her tongue,
But her surprise was waitin' there, between my cheek and gum.

Chorus:
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor.
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile.
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild.

So I went to the movies with my little Peggy-Sue,
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do.
She didn't know that I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup,
She took a great big swoller' and threw her popcorn up! Oh!

Chorus:

The moral of this story is so very sad but true.
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll want to marry you.
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you want to snuff 'em out.

When I was down in Colorado, I stayed with three people who dipped. Nothing like sitting around watching the game while everybody had a spit cup in front of them.

Is it too much to ask that folks don't spit in empty beer bottles and leave them on the coffee table?

[GRAYWOLF]

My best friend from HS dipped...I never did understand it.

[Ultra]

I, never.

[Rich]

I have, enough to never do it again....

[Boxer2500]

Apparently the nicotine buzz is like smoking an entire pack at once. I still can't get over the sight/smell of it -- how does somebody put something that nasty in their mouth voluntarily?

[Rich]

I have had meth addicts in the past who shot up INTO THEIR EYEBALLS to avoid detection (re- needle tracks)....

Goddamn, the pusher man.......

[Tifosi]

I have had meth addicts in the past who shot up INTO THEIR EYEBALLS to avoid detection (re- needle tracks)....

Goddamn, the pusher man.......

I've heard of guys in the joinf shooting spit...


Dan

[porridgehead]

I have had meth addicts in the past who shot up INTO THEIR EYEBALLS to avoid detection (re- needle tracks)....

Well, it beats a sharp stick in the eye.  Oh....  umm.... errr.... nevermind.

(Might as well just shoot straight hydrofluoric acid. Damage is similar, but it's nice and quick. The buzz is something you'll never forget either.)

[Ultra]

The buzz is something you'll never forget either.

I start to wonder sometimes how he knows these things but wondering and asking are different birds.

[porridgehead]

That one ain't from firsthand experience, I'll tell ya.  Hydrofluoric is as nasty and brutal as it can possibly get. Meth is much the same, it just takes a whole lot longer. Plus, it's voluntary.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, opts for hydrofluoric.

[Ultra]

That one ain't from firsthand experience, I'll tell ya.  Hydrofluoric is as nasty and brutal as it can possibly get. Meth is much the same, it just takes a whole lot longer. Plus, it's voluntary.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, opts for hydrofluoric.

I know what HCL is, its effect on the human body and its general uses in society.  I actually had to take a 1 week course at U.S. Chemical in Madison Wisconsin all about cleaning chemicals when I worked for GFS.  I didn't think you were serious in your post.  Seriously though, I thought it was a good response.

[Boxer2500]

Actually, HCl is Hydrocholric acid, Hydrofluoric acid is HF.

[Ultra]

Actually, HCl is Hydrocholric acid, Hydrofluoric acid is HF.

Hey, Boo Boo, let's get that pic-i-nic basket beore the ranger comes around.

[Boxer2500]

I happened to have a periodic table within easy reach last night. F---ing chem 151.

Hey, any of you Montana road trippers have a rough schedule yet?

[Ultra]

I happened to have a periodic table within easy reach last night. F---ing chem 151.

Hey, any of you Montana road trippers have a rough schedule yet?

Rich said he was gonna call me before roughing it out, about a month ago.

Ever since he got to 999 posts he has gotten mighty quiet.