The "Must Post" Thread

[Ultra]

'Ello

Moist towelette. 

[Rich]

No thanks, just the biscotti for me please....

[Boxer2500]

I'll take one too.

[Rich]

Man, this flight sucks.

[Otto Puzzell]

We're on a road to nowhere.

[Ultra]

We're on a road to nowhere.

We've arrived. 

[Otto Puzzell]

I gotta get out and walk around a bit.

[Ultra]

I gotta get out and walk around a bit.

I've gotta take a leak.

[Boxer2500]

OK, who farted with the windows up this time?

[Rich]

Crossin' the highway late one night
Shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
Didn't see the station wagon car
Skunk got squashed and, there you are

You got the dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
And it's stinkin' to high heaven

No need to tell me that ain't no rose
Roll up the window and hold your nose........

Well you got your dead cat
And you got your dead dog
On a moonlit night
You got your dead toad-frog
You got your dead rabbit
And your dead racoon
The blood and the guts 'r gonna make you swoon

[Ultra]

Tomato Juice baths tonight!

[Otto Puzzell]

I coulda had a V8!

[Boxer2500]

Funny, I was actually in the car with my dad this weekend when we further flattened an already-dead skunk on I-71. How many cans of tomato juice does it take to wash a Mini?

[Otto Puzzell]

Which one of you was wearing a Mini?

[Rich]

No pictures....please.

[Otto Puzzell]

I agree wholeheartedly.

[Boxer2500]

OK, it was me.

[Rich]

I'm lost...it was you who farted?  Who was wearing the Mini?  Who wanted the biscotti?  The moist towelette?  Who ran over the skunk?

Please...hand me the bong.......

[Boxer2500]

OK, just don't cough in it like last time.

[Ultra]

OK, just don't cough in it like last time.

He who provides the smoke can cough where they like.

 

[Boxer2500]

Well tell him to at least aim it away from me next time. My clothes still smell like stale bongwater.

[Rich]

...a rose by any other name.......


Hey, who took all my Nacho Cheese Doritos and whipped cream?

[Ultra]

...a rose by any other name.......


Hey, who took all my Nacho Cheese Doritos and whipped cream?

I didn't take any whipped cream.

[Otto Puzzell]

Wow- I coulda had some whipped cream!

[Rich]

Herb Alpert always knew what to do with it.....