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Boxer2500

#1875
January 28, 2007, 06:50:56 PM
Man, I can just think of all those times that I've wanted to tell someone to fuck off and die, but Hallmark just didn't have the right greeting card.

There's a huge untapped market out there, MG.

MG

#1876
January 28, 2007, 07:41:20 PM
a huge untapped market out

Yeah, that's what I thought about the electric fork idea I was working on. Perhaps I should have made it battery operated...... :-[
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away!

Boxer2500

#1877
January 28, 2007, 07:47:47 PM
I'm sure it functioned better than my electric washcloth idea.

Tifosi

#1878
January 28, 2007, 08:20:54 PM
I saw a Christmas card nce that said:

"He's makin' a list
Checkin' it twice...


"...And you ain't on it, B*tch!"

Dan
"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending..."

Bender B.Rodrigues

Rich

#1879
January 28, 2007, 08:53:53 PM
Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 28, 2007, 06:50:56 PM

There's a huge untapped market out there, MG.

From what I understand, there's a guy on board here who's capitalizing on this untapped market of things penile.  I was the 98th visitor.  Damn!

Arthur Dent

#1880
January 28, 2007, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: MG on January 28, 2007, 07:41:20 PM
a huge untapped market out

Yeah, that's what I thought about the electric fork idea I was working on. Perhaps I should have made it battery operated...... :-[

That way you can run after someone to zap them without worrying about power cord length ... that was the idea right? A zapper fork?  :P

Ultra

#1881
January 28, 2007, 09:26:45 PM
Stick a fork in it.
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"


Click the pic....... Name the car

Tifosi

#1882
January 28, 2007, 10:24:59 PM
Done.


Dan
"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending..."

Bender B.Rodrigues

Ultra

#1883
January 28, 2007, 11:12:23 PM
I would like a heaping helping, please.
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"


Click the pic....... Name the car

Tifosi

#1884
January 28, 2007, 11:55:23 PM
Eat your veggies...


Dan
"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending..."

Bender B.Rodrigues

Boxer2500

#1885
January 29, 2007, 12:55:51 AM
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Ultra

#1886
January 29, 2007, 12:58:02 AM
Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 29, 2007, 12:55:51 AM
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

I've always been mad. I know I've been mad.
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"


Click the pic....... Name the car

Tifosi

#1887
January 29, 2007, 03:22:45 AM
The lunatic is in my head...


Dan
"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending..."

Bender B.Rodrigues

Ultra

#1888
January 29, 2007, 03:36:21 AM
Which one is Pink?
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"


Click the pic....... Name the car

Otto Puzzell

#1889
January 29, 2007, 05:23:36 AM
Te-shan was sitting outside doing zazen.  Lung-t'an
asked him why he didn't go back home.  Te-shan answered,
"Because it is dark."  Lung-t'an then lit a candle and handed
it to him.  As Te-shan was about to take it, Lung-t'an blew it out.
Te-shan had a sudden realization, and bowed.
You wanna be the man, you gotta Name That Car!

Ultra

#1890
January 29, 2007, 05:32:15 AM
Lung-t'an then started to drip the hot candle wax onto the nape of Te-shan's neck.   :o

:censored:
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"


Click the pic....... Name the car

Tifosi

#1891
January 29, 2007, 05:53:01 AM
Quote from: Ultra on January 29, 2007, 03:36:21 AM
Which one is Pink?


The one who wants to get the party started...



Dan
"Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending..."

Bender B.Rodrigues

Rich

#1892
January 29, 2007, 07:48:45 AM
Money...it's a drag....

Boxer2500

#1893
January 29, 2007, 10:12:23 AM
Ticking away... the moments that make up a dull day...
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way...

Rich

#1894
January 29, 2007, 10:25:44 AM
...I was really drunk at the time....

Ultra

#1895
January 29, 2007, 12:37:05 PM
They had to explain why your mad even if your not mad.
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"


Click the pic....... Name the car

Rich

#1896
January 29, 2007, 12:47:03 PM
How ya doin' out there?....

Did ya ever have a day where it seemed like everyone was gettin' on your case from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend?  Well, I used to have those days all the time......

Ultra

#1897
January 29, 2007, 12:51:50 PM
Quote from: Rich on January 29, 2007, 12:47:03 PM
How ya doin' out there?....

Did ya ever have a day where it seemed like everyone was gettin' on your case from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend?  Well, I used to have those days all the time......

Motley Crue does Brownsville Station.  The Theatre of Pain.
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"


Click the pic....... Name the car

Rich

#1898
January 29, 2007, 01:42:20 PM
Brownsville....much better....

Not that I don't like the Crue, although Mick Mars has to be 93.  Tommy Lee:  Fabulous drummer.  Vince Neil:  so-so singer (pretty shrill); Nikki Sixx:  jerk.

Ultra

#1899
January 29, 2007, 01:51:56 PM
Old crue or no crue.

Anything after Dr.Feelgood sucks.
"Honi soit qui mal y pense"


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